Croquet as a civilized game - is over-rated!
Well, SOMEBODY had to take out the Amazon chick before the game was up...
Uh-oh - rule violation.
It says right here in the official croquet rule book:
"Players may brain other players so long as the brainee is unaware and the brainer is not wearing a Hawaiian shirt."
Stealth is crucial to avoiding a last place finish!
Croquet can be a brutal sport.